From the practical to the practically weird
Target is giving away free baby products and coupons to everyone who creates a baby gift registry online. After you create the registry, just visit Guest Services at your local store to pickup $50 worth of free stuff. You also get the chance to purchase items remaining on your registry at a 15% off within 2 months before your due date.
Raising a child definitely doesn't come cheap, so when there's free samples to be had, why not take advantage of it?
Sam's Club has prepared a box of assorted brand name baby products. The great thing is that you don't need a membership to get it.
Update: they no longer offer the free sample baby products.
Nothing says "I care" more than the perfect card for a special occasion. This is THAT card for a baby shower. Celebrate the joyous event with a message that doesn't beat around the bush (no pun intended).
Yes, your baby could be shoving one of Sophie's long giraffe legs into their mouth like every other baby, or they could be gnawing on this delicious silicone chicken wing instead. Tough call. Your baby feels like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.
Who needs parents when you can strap a milk feeder to a crib? I mean, a baby is just like a giant hamster, right? Just kidding, it's just a gift box used to package a real present.
Is there someone in your life that you really dislike? Do they have kids? Well do I have the gift for you. Irritate the parents to no end by arming the kids with their very own recorder, complete with sheet music from Disney's Frozen. They'll play it all day and never let it go. Revenge is indeed a dish best served frozen.
Your baby's been a locavore before it was cool. Outfit your breastfeeding baby in this pro-boob onesie and proudly announce that this is one kid that subscribes to the idea of food that is produced locally, organically and with no artificial colors and flavors added.
If hugging the toilet is your new morning ritual, then ginger candy is the solution to your morning sickness relief. Ginger is often recommended by OBs for its anti-nausea effects, so having it available in candy form makes it easily accessible whenever and wherever.
Get ready for stares and glares from strangers when you crack open a tall cold bottle of milk (or formula) for your baby. This baby cerveza and beer bottle puts a twist to the term milk drunk. Remember to drink responsibly and don't drink and stroller.