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If minimizing stretch marks is important to you, then you'll want to keep your skin soft and supple to increase its elasticity. One way of doing that is by using belly butter, which can keep the skin on your baby bump soft and moisturized. Made with 99% natural cocoa, shea and jojoba butter, this is is specially formulated for mothers-to-be and baby too.

Sure, your baby may be a little young to be growing facial hair, but that doesn't mean they can't be sporting a mustache while pacified. Girl or boy. Keep your baby both stylish and quiet at the same time with this mustache pacifier that will make dad or mom jealous.

Let's get one thing straight: this is an a children's book for adults. If you decide to read this to your child, you're guaranteed to be asked, "what's a cockblock?" Your answer would have to be of course, "you" The book is inappropriate and absolutely hilarious.

You could swaddle your little one in that hospital-issued blanket you smuggled home, or you could wrap them like a burrito with this realistic tortilla swaddling blanket. Patterned allover, this swaddle will make your little one look like they just came from Chipotle. Don't forget the guac. Also don't eat your baby.

Give your kids that extra incentive to finish their dinner with this fun partitioned dinner plate. Fill each section with food and watch your kid eat from the first compartment all the way to the finish line where their dessert is hidden under a cover. 4 themed plates to choose from: Princess, pirate, space and race.

"Oh, you're expecting, how wonderful? Congratulations! Do you know what you're having?"

"Well we're pretty sure it's going to be human, but our outside bet is that it's a dinosaur!"

If you've ever wanted your t-shirt to answer the most none-of-your-business questions on your behalf, this t-shirt will do that.

Just because you aren't the one's who's pregnant doesn't mean you aren't feeling like you are. Be by your partner's side and cover your own belly at the same time with a shirt that explaisn why your waistline is bigger than your partner's, yet they are the one that's pregnant.

Mealtime is the best time for your baby to channel their inner Jackson Pollock and create a masterpiece of creativity. What better place to create it than on this blank canvas that is their bib? What inspired your baby to splash spaghetti sauce down the middle? Why was saliva dribbled into a wet spot which evaporated over time? We may never know. Art historians will be left contemplating this contemporary piece for years to come.

If you have difficulty taking your kid's temperature, there's an easier way. Temptraq is a sticker you can stick directly place on your child, and monitor their temperature when they are sick, directly from your smartphone. Get notified instantly when their temperature gets too high without ever needing to disturb your little one.

Is your baby bump growing faster than your clothing? With this band around your waist, underneath your top layer of clothes, you can ensure your belly is covered, regardless of your outfit. No need to buy new clothes every week your belly grows an inch. The bands come in multiple colors to match any of your outfits.