From the practical to the practically weird
Target is giving away free baby products and coupons to everyone who creates a baby gift registry online. After you create the registry, just visit Guest Services at your local store to pickup $50 worth of free stuff. You also get the chance to purchase items remaining on your registry at a 15% off within 2 months before your due date.
Raising a child definitely doesn't come cheap, so when there's free samples to be had, why not take advantage of it?
Sam's Club has prepared a box of assorted brand name baby products. The great thing is that you don't need a membership to get it.
Update: they no longer offer the free sample baby products.
Is there someone in your life that you really dislike? Do they have kids? Well do I have the gift for you. Irritate the parents to no end by arming the kids with their very own recorder, complete with sheet music from Disney's Frozen. They'll play it all day and never let it go. Revenge is indeed a dish best served frozen.
Let's get one thing straight: this is an a children's book for adults. If you decide to read this to your child, you're guaranteed to be asked, "what's a cockblock?" Your answer would have to be of course, "you" The book is inappropriate and absolutely hilarious.
Just because you aren't the one's who's pregnant doesn't mean you aren't feeling like you are. Be by your partner's side and cover your own belly at the same time with a shirt that explaisn why your waistline is bigger than your partner's, yet they are the one that's pregnant.
Your baby's a lumberjack and that's okay; he sleeps all night and poops all day. Dress up your little man with this crocheted lumberjack hat and beard set. Guaranteed to keep him warm in the winter months. Also comes in adults sizes.
Do you know of expectant parents who clearly aren't prepared to be parents? Perhaps you don't, because that expectant parent is you. This book is the missing manual to baby care that you've been looking for. Drawn in the style of flight safety placards, the book details the hilarious Do's and Don't's of taking care of a newborn.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, was a father named Anakin. Despite being a hard-working employee of the Galactic Empire, he found time to be a great father to his son and daughter, Luke and Leia. This set of two books, Darth Vader & Son and Darth Vader's Little Princess, depicts the lighter side of dark side fatherhood.
At about week 20 of pregnancy, your baby's hearing has developed to a point where sounds and voices can be recognized. With a pair of baby bump headphones, you can deliver a safe level of soudn to your baby's ears. They have special adhesive on each mini-speaker that stick to a belly, delivering sound right to your baby's ears. You can then play a loved one's voice recording, stream Mozart or even some heavy metal.