From the practical to the practically weird
Is there someone in your life that you really dislike? Do they have kids? Well do I have the gift for you. Irritate the parents to no end by arming the kids with their very own recorder, complete with sheet music from Disney's Frozen. They'll play it all day and never let it go. Revenge is indeed a dish best served frozen.
Sure, your baby may be a little young to be growing facial hair, but that doesn't mean they can't be sporting a mustache while pacified. Girl or boy. Keep your baby both stylish and quiet at the same time with this mustache pacifier that will make dad or mom jealous.
Give your kids that extra incentive to finish their dinner with this fun partitioned dinner plate. Fill each section with food and watch your kid eat from the first compartment all the way to the finish line where their dessert is hidden under a cover. 4 themed plates to choose from: Princess, pirate, space and race.
How cool would it be for your child to race their toys cars down the street they live on and "drive" themself to the park? All you have to do is send the company an address, and they'll design a custom vinyl mat based on the neighbourhood. You can get it in different sizes of any location in the world.
Your baby's a lumberjack and that's okay; he sleeps all night and poops all day. Dress up your little man with this crocheted lumberjack hat and beard set. Guaranteed to keep him warm in the winter months. Also comes in adults sizes.
Attack each page with a barrage of rainbow colors by keeping all your crayons at the ready. This ammo belt holds and includes 24 Crayola crayons (aka the good stuff) to make sure that your little soldier is ready to color at a moments notice.
Your child no longer needs to be afraid of the dark with one of these superhero lights hanging on their bedroom wall. These AA battery operated lights are easy to mount and don't require wiring. The lights are sure to keep all the super villains far away from your child at night.
Darwin. Newton. Einstein. Curie. Four of the most influential scientists that humanity has ever known have been recreated as finger puppets to educate the next generation of STEM majors. Imagine all the crazy scientific shenanigans these four could get themselves into when placed in a finger puppet theatre together. They also double as fridge magnets because, you know, science.
Don't mess with the women of the US Supreme Court, cause they got the law on their side. Ruth Bader Ginsburg aka "The Notorious RBG", Sandra Day O'Connor, Elena Kagan, and Sonia Sotomayor, the whole gang is here. These hand made wooden peg dolls are also hand painted with non-toxic acrylic paints and great simple fun for your kids to play with in their little toy doll (court)house.
Flying with children can be difficult and keeping them comfortable and quiet is priority for the sanity of everyone.This nifty cushion inflates to fit in the area where adult legs go, making flying economy a business class experience for you kid. Great for lying down for a quick doze or a long intercontiental night's sleep.