From the practical to the practically weird
Yes, your baby could be shoving one of Sophie's long giraffe legs into their mouth like every other baby, or they could be gnawing on this delicious silicone chicken wing instead. Tough call. Your baby feels like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.
Is there someone in your life that you really dislike? Do they have kids? Well do I have the gift for you. Irritate the parents to no end by arming the kids with their very own recorder, complete with sheet music from Disney's Frozen. They'll play it all day and never let it go. Revenge is indeed a dish best served frozen.
Sure, your baby may be a little young to be growing facial hair, but that doesn't mean they can't be sporting a mustache while pacified. Girl or boy. Keep your baby both stylish and quiet at the same time with this mustache pacifier that will make dad or mom jealous.
Let's get one thing straight: this is an a children's book for adults. If you decide to read this to your child, you're guaranteed to be asked, "what's a cockblock?" Your answer would have to be of course, "you" The book is inappropriate and absolutely hilarious.
How cool would it be for your child to race their toys cars down the street they live on and "drive" themself to the park? All you have to do is send the company an address, and they'll design a custom vinyl mat based on the neighbourhood. You can get it in different sizes of any location in the world.
Attack each page with a barrage of rainbow colors by keeping all your crayons at the ready. This ammo belt holds and includes 24 Crayola crayons (aka the good stuff) to make sure that your little soldier is ready to color at a moments notice.
Do you know of expectant parents who clearly aren't prepared to be parents? Perhaps you don't, because that expectant parent is you. This book is the missing manual to baby care that you've been looking for. Drawn in the style of flight safety placards, the book details the hilarious Do's and Don't's of taking care of a newborn.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, was a father named Anakin. Despite being a hard-working employee of the Galactic Empire, he found time to be a great father to his son and daughter, Luke and Leia. This set of two books, Darth Vader & Son and Darth Vader's Little Princess, depicts the lighter side of dark side fatherhood.
Put this wig on your cherub faced baby and suddenly you have a living, breathing clone of one of the hottest toys of the 80's — a Cabbage Patch Kids doll. Relive your childhood as an adult, but just make sure you feed and change this one, okay?
Darwin. Newton. Einstein. Curie. Four of the most influential scientists that humanity has ever known have been recreated as finger puppets to educate the next generation of STEM majors. Imagine all the crazy scientific shenanigans these four could get themselves into when placed in a finger puppet theatre together. They also double as fridge magnets because, you know, science.