Pregnancy? You mean baby gainz
Compare the size of your baby to stuff men understand.
Expectant dads, we speak your man‑guage.
The majority of pregnancy resources are targeted at expectant moms, but expectant dads want to know about what's going on with their baby too — that's where Babysizer comes in. It's a baby and pregnancy tracker that compares the size of an unborn baby each week to objects men would know the size of.
Oh, and the olde tyme fisticuffs gentleman in the photo above? That's Mike "The Ithaca Giant" Conley, aka the man of Overly Manly Man meme fame (which by Internet standards, is already an olde tyme meme from 2012). A top heavyweight boxer of the late 1800's, 6 ft (1.83 m) Conley had a 26–4–2 record, dealing 22 KOs through 79 rounds in his career. See, you're learning stuff already.