"Oh, you're expecting, how wonderful? Congratulations! Do you know what you're having?" "No, but we're really hoping it's a dinosaur!" If you've ever wanted your t-shirt to answer the most none-of-your-business questions on your behalf, this t-shirt is it.
Woody, Buzz, Mr. Potato Head and T-Rex and an alien — there's not enough room for them all — hang off this beautiful handmade Toy Story crib mobile. Each time your baby wakes up from their nap, the first thing they'll see are these little buddies smiling down at them.
Going to the restroom with a baby can be daunting at the best of times. This baby hanger hooks on to the top of the stall and securely keeps your baby off the who-knows-what's-on-it floors. When you're all done your business, it also can be used as a baby carrier.
Baby bump growing faster than your clothing can keep up? Wear this band underneath your top layer to easily cover your belly, no matter what you wear. Now you don't have to buy new clothes every time your waist grows an inch. Comes in multiple colors to match all your outfits.
If you have the adorable baby for it, this wig will turn your baby to a living and breathing version of the hottest toys of the 80's — a Cabbage Patch Kids doll. Relive your childhood as an adult, but just make sure you feed and change this one, k?
Get ready for stares and glares from onlookers as you crack open a tall cold bottle of milk or formula for your baby. The baby cerveza and beer bottle puts a twist on getting milk drunk. Please remember to drink responsibly and don't drink and stroller.
Who needs parents when you can strap a milk feeder to a crib and a night? I mean, a baby is just like a giant hamster, right? Just kidding, it's just a gift box used to package the real present inside. Haha, gotcha. You should have seen the look on your face.
It's one thing to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth; it's another to be born sucking a diamond pacifier. 250 pave diamonds totalling 3 carats adorn this 18K white gold pacifier. The nipple is silicone so it's actually useable. For $17,000 it better be functional.
Flying with children can be difficult and keeping them comfortable and quiet is priority. This nifty cushion inflates to fit in the area where adult legs go, to make flying economy a business class experience for you child. They can even lie down and sleep comfortably.
How can you make Cheesecake Factory cheesecake any better? Have it delivered right to your door. Technology has finally caught up to your pregnancy cravings, with cheesecake ready to eat out of the packaging. Protip: keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting.