From the practical to the practically weird
Woody, Buzz, Mr. Potato Head and T-Rex and an alien are here! This beautifully made Toy Story crib mobile dangles some of the most recoginzed Toy Story characters and objects to the amusement your baby. Every time your baby wakes, the first thing they'll see are these little buddies smiling.
Going to the restroom with a baby can be daunting at the best of times. This novel baby hanger, the BabyKeeper, dangles your kid from the top of a restroom stall and securely keeps your baby off the who-knows-how-clean floors. When you're ready to leave, the BabyKeeper doubles as a baby carrier.
Is your baby bump growing faster than your clothing? With this band around your waist, underneath your top layer of clothes, you can ensure your belly is covered, regardless of your outfit. No need to buy new clothes every week your belly grows an inch. The bands come in multiple colors to match any of your outfits.
Put this wig on your cherub faced baby and suddenly you have a living, breathing clone of one of the hottest toys of the 80's — a Cabbage Patch Kids doll. Relive your childhood as an adult, but just make sure you feed and change this one, okay?
Get ready for stares and glares from strangers when you crack open a tall cold bottle of milk (or formula) for your baby. This baby cerveza and beer bottle puts a twist to the term milk drunk. Remember to drink responsibly and don't drink and stroller.
Who needs parents when you can strap a milk feeder to a crib? I mean, a baby is just like a giant hamster, right? Just kidding, it's just a gift box used to package a real present.
It's one thing to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth; it's another to be born with a diamond pacifier in your mouth. 250 pave diamonds totalling 3 carats adorn this 18K white gold pacifier. The nipple is silicone so it's actually useable. For $17,000 it better be functional.
Flying with children can be difficult and keeping them comfortable and quiet is priority for the sanity of everyone.This nifty cushion inflates to fit in the area where adult legs go, making flying economy a business class experience for you kid. Great for lying down for a quick doze or a long intercontiental night's sleep.
How can you make Cheesecake Factory cheesecake better? Have it delivered right to your door. Technology has finally caught up to your pregnancy cravings, with cheesecake ready to eat out of the packaging. Protip: You can keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting.
Nothing says "I care" more than the perfect card for a special occasion. This is THAT card for a baby shower. Celebrate the joyous event with a message that doesn't beat around the bush (no pun intended).