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Just because you aren't the one's who's pregnant doesn't mean you aren't feeling like you are. Be by your partner's side and cover your own belly at the same time with a shirt that explaisn why your waistline is bigger than your partner's, yet they are the one that's pregnant.

Target is giving away free baby products and coupons to everyone who creates a baby gift registry online. After you create the registry, just visit Guest Services at your local store to pickup $50 worth of free stuff. You also get the chance to purchase items remaining on your registry at a 15% off within 2 months before your due date.

Is there someone in your life that you really dislike? Do they have kids? Well do I have the gift for you. Irritate the parents to no end by arming the kids with their very own recorder, complete with sheet music from Disney's Frozen. They'll play it all day and never let it go. Revenge is indeed a dish best served frozen.

Your baby's a lumberjack and that's okay; he sleeps all night and poops all day. Dress up your little man with this crocheted lumberjack hat and beard set. Guaranteed to keep him warm in the winter months. Also comes in adults sizes.

Your baby's been a locavore before it was cool. Outfit your breastfeeding baby in this pro-boob onesie and proudly announce that this is one kid that subscribes to the idea of food that is produced locally, organically and with no artificial colors and flavors added.

Have a pint of ice cream that needs to be kept away from significant others, children in the house or co-workers at the office? Protect what's rightfully yours with a lock on the ice cream so that everyone around you stays honest and alive.

Sure, your baby may be a little young to be growing facial hair, but that doesn't mean they can't be sporting a mustache while pacified. Girl or boy. Keep your baby both stylish and quiet at the same time with this mustache pacifier that will make dad or mom jealous.

Attack each page with a barrage of rainbow colors by keeping all your crayons at the ready. This ammo belt holds and includes 24 Crayola crayons (aka the good stuff) to make sure that your little soldier is ready to color at a moments notice.

Let's get one thing straight: this is an a children's book for adults. If you decide to read this to your child, you're guaranteed to be asked, "what's a cockblock?" Your answer would have to be of course, "you" The book is inappropriate and absolutely hilarious.

Your child no longer needs to be afraid of the dark with one of these superhero lights hanging on their bedroom wall. These AA battery operated lights are easy to mount and don't require wiring. The lights are sure to keep all the super villains far away from your child at night.