From the practical to the practically weird
Is there someone in your life that you really dislike? Do they have kids? Well do I have the gift for you. Irritate the parents to no end by arming the kids with their very own recorder, complete with sheet music from Disney's Frozen. They'll play it all day and never let it go. Revenge is indeed a dish best served frozen.
Sure, your baby may be a little young to be growing facial hair, but that doesn't mean they can't be sporting a mustache while pacified. Girl or boy. Keep your baby both stylish and quiet at the same time with this mustache pacifier that will make dad or mom jealous.
Give your kids that extra incentive to finish their dinner with this fun partitioned dinner plate. Fill each section with food and watch your kid eat from the first compartment all the way to the finish line where their dessert is hidden under a cover. 4 themed plates to choose from: Princess, pirate, space and race.
Mealtime is the best time for your baby to channel their inner Jackson Pollock and create a masterpiece of creativity. What better place to create it than on this blank canvas that is their bib? What inspired your baby to splash spaghetti sauce down the middle? Why was saliva dribbled into a wet spot which evaporated over time? We may never know. Art historians will be left contemplating this contemporary piece for years to come.
If you have difficulty taking your kid's temperature, there's an easier way. Temptraq is a sticker you can stick directly place on your child, and monitor their temperature when they are sick, directly from your smartphone. Get notified instantly when their temperature gets too high without ever needing to disturb your little one.
How cool would it be for your child to race their toys cars down the street they live on and "drive" themself to the park? All you have to do is send the company an address, and they'll design a custom vinyl mat based on the neighbourhood. You can get it in different sizes of any location in the world.
Your baby's a lumberjack and that's okay; he sleeps all night and poops all day. Dress up your little man with this crocheted lumberjack hat and beard set. Guaranteed to keep him warm in the winter months. Also comes in adults sizes.
Attack each page with a barrage of rainbow colors by keeping all your crayons at the ready. This ammo belt holds and includes 24 Crayola crayons (aka the good stuff) to make sure that your little soldier is ready to color at a moments notice.
Does Starfleet Academy have a daycare? Set your faces to stunned when you see your Trekkie-in-training in their very own ST: TNG Starfleet uniform. Snap bottom closures make for easy access to your baby's diaper when they decide to inevitably make their very own captain's log.
Your child no longer needs to be afraid of the dark with one of these superhero lights hanging on their bedroom wall. These AA battery operated lights are easy to mount and don't require wiring. The lights are sure to keep all the super villains far away from your child at night.