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With your own personal digital listening device, you can do what the OB does in the comfort of your own home. Listen to the sound of your baby's heartbeats and hiccups whenever you want. The little device allows you to plug in headphones for you to listen or to plug into a recorder to save as a memento.

Going to the restroom with a baby can be daunting at the best of times. This novel baby hanger, the BabyKeeper, dangles your kid from the top of a restroom stall and securely keeps your baby off the who-knows-how-clean floors. When you're ready to leave, the BabyKeeper doubles as a baby carrier.

At about week 20 of pregnancy, your baby's hearing has developed to a point where sounds and voices can be recognized. With a pair of baby bump headphones, you can deliver a safe level of soudn to your baby's ears. They have special adhesive on each mini-speaker that stick to a belly, delivering sound right to your baby's ears. You can then play a loved one's voice recording, stream Mozart or even some heavy metal.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, was a father named Anakin. Despite being a hard-working employee of the Galactic Empire, he found time to be a great father to his son and daughter, Luke and Leia. This set of two books, Darth Vader & Son and Darth Vader's Little Princess, depicts the lighter side of dark side fatherhood.

Do you know of expectant parents who clearly aren't prepared to be parents? Perhaps you don't, because that expectant parent is you. This book is the missing manual to baby care that you've been looking for. Drawn in the style of flight safety placards, the book details the hilarious Do's and Don't's of taking care of a newborn.

Your baby's a lumberjack and that's okay; he sleeps all night and poops all day. Dress up your little man with this crocheted lumberjack hat and beard set. Guaranteed to keep him warm in the winter months. Also comes in adults sizes.

Just because you aren't the one's who's pregnant doesn't mean you aren't feeling like you are. Be by your partner's side and cover your own belly at the same time with a shirt that explaisn why your waistline is bigger than your partner's, yet they are the one that's pregnant.

Let's get one thing straight: this is an a children's book for adults. If you decide to read this to your child, you're guaranteed to be asked, "what's a cockblock?" Your answer would have to be of course, "you" The book is inappropriate and absolutely hilarious.

Is there someone in your life that you really dislike? Do they have kids? Well do I have the gift for you. Irritate the parents to no end by arming the kids with their very own recorder, complete with sheet music from Disney's Frozen. They'll play it all day and never let it go. Revenge is indeed a dish best served frozen.

Whether you're planning to have your baby registry at Amazon or not, you can get a box of free baby products, a free parenting e-book and coupons, just by creating one if you are an Amazon Prime member. For full details, check out the step-by-step guide on how to the free Welcome Box.