From the practical to the practically weird
It's one thing to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth; it's another to be born with a diamond pacifier in your mouth. 250 pave diamonds totalling 3 carats adorn this 18K white gold pacifier. The nipple is silicone so it's actually useable. For $17,000 it better be functional.
Your baby's first smartphone accessory! With this high tech onesie and attached turtle transmitter, you can use your iOS or Android device to track your baby's sleep quality, sleeping position, temperature, and awake states. You can even set up custom alerts to let you know when any of these things happen.
Woody, Buzz, Mr. Potato Head and T-Rex and an alien are here! This beautifully made Toy Story crib mobile dangles some of the most recoginzed Toy Story characters and objects to the amusement your baby. Every time your baby wakes, the first thing they'll see are these little buddies smiling.
Flying with children can be difficult and keeping them comfortable and quiet is priority for the sanity of everyone.This nifty cushion inflates to fit in the area where adult legs go, making flying economy a business class experience for you kid. Great for lying down for a quick doze or a long intercontiental night's sleep.
Going to the restroom with a baby can be daunting at the best of times. This novel baby hanger, the BabyKeeper, dangles your kid from the top of a restroom stall and securely keeps your baby off the who-knows-how-clean floors. When you're ready to leave, the BabyKeeper doubles as a baby carrier.
Put this wig on your cherub faced baby and suddenly you have a living, breathing clone of one of the hottest toys of the 80's — a Cabbage Patch Kids doll. Relive your childhood as an adult, but just make sure you feed and change this one, okay?
Baby tubs can take up a lot of space in the bathroom, and if space is something that you don't have much of, a collapsable baby tub is perfect for your home. The sides of this tub fold up to be only 6" high, making it easy to store or pack for travel. The inside of the tub is lined with an inflatable liner that makes it comfortable for your baby to lie in and also makes it leakproof.
Your child no longer needs to be afraid of the dark with one of these superhero lights hanging on their bedroom wall. These AA battery operated lights are easy to mount and don't require wiring. The lights are sure to keep all the super villains far away from your child at night.
Good luck will follow your little one every step of life when they put on this cute little pair of fortune cookie booties. Handmade from fleece in the USA (I hope the irony isn't lost on you), these booties will keep your baby's feet warm all the way up to 12 months. They come packaged in a cute Chinese takeout container box. You can also customize the booties with a special fortune for your baby.
Does Starfleet Academy have a daycare? Set your faces to stunned when you see your Trekkie-in-training in their very own ST: TNG Starfleet uniform. Snap bottom closures make for easy access to your baby's diaper when they decide to inevitably make their very own captain's log.