From the practical to the practically weird
How can you make Cheesecake Factory cheesecake better? Have it delivered right to your door. Technology has finally caught up to your pregnancy cravings, with cheesecake ready to eat out of the packaging. Protip: You can keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting.
Have a pint of ice cream that needs to be kept away from significant others, children in the house or co-workers at the office? Protect what's rightfully yours with a lock on the ice cream so that everyone around you stays honest and alive.
Mealtime is the best time for your baby to channel their inner Jackson Pollock and create a masterpiece of creativity. What better place to create it than on this blank canvas that is their bib? What inspired your baby to splash spaghetti sauce down the middle? Why was saliva dribbled into a wet spot which evaporated over time? We may never know. Art historians will be left contemplating this contemporary piece for years to come.
Give your kids that extra incentive to finish their dinner with this fun partitioned dinner plate. Fill each section with food and watch your kid eat from the first compartment all the way to the finish line where their dessert is hidden under a cover. 4 themed plates to choose from: Princess, pirate, space and race.
Get ready for stares and glares from strangers when you crack open a tall cold bottle of milk (or formula) for your baby. This baby cerveza and beer bottle puts a twist to the term milk drunk. Remember to drink responsibly and don't drink and stroller.
If hugging the toilet is your new morning ritual, then ginger candy is the solution to your morning sickness relief. Ginger is often recommended by OBs for its anti-nausea effects, so having it available in candy form makes it easily accessible whenever and wherever.
Yes, your baby could be shoving one of Sophie's long giraffe legs into their mouth like every other baby, or they could be gnawing on this delicious silicone chicken wing instead. Tough call. Your baby feels like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.