From the practical to the practically weird
How cool would it be for your child to race their toys cars down the street they live on and "drive" themself to the park? All you have to do is send the company an address, and they'll design a custom vinyl mat based on the neighbourhood. You can get it in different sizes of any location in the world.
Have a pint of ice cream that needs to be kept away from significant others, children in the house or co-workers at the office? Protect what's rightfully yours with a lock on the ice cream so that everyone around you stays honest and alive.
Attack each page with a barrage of rainbow colors by keeping all your crayons at the ready. This ammo belt holds and includes 24 Crayola crayons (aka the good stuff) to make sure that your little soldier is ready to color at a moments notice.
Your baby's a lumberjack and that's okay; he sleeps all night and poops all day. Dress up your little man with this crocheted lumberjack hat and beard set. Guaranteed to keep him warm in the winter months. Also comes in adults sizes.
Does Starfleet Academy have a daycare? Set your faces to stunned when you see your Trekkie-in-training in their very own ST: TNG Starfleet uniform. Snap bottom closures make for easy access to your baby's diaper when they decide to inevitably make their very own captain's log.
Do you know of expectant parents who clearly aren't prepared to be parents? Perhaps you don't, because that expectant parent is you. This book is the missing manual to baby care that you've been looking for. Drawn in the style of flight safety placards, the book details the hilarious Do's and Don't's of taking care of a newborn.
Good luck will follow your little one every step of life when they put on this cute little pair of fortune cookie booties. Handmade from fleece in the USA (I hope the irony isn't lost on you), these booties will keep your baby's feet warm all the way up to 12 months. They come packaged in a cute Chinese takeout container box. You can also customize the booties with a special fortune for your baby.
Your child no longer needs to be afraid of the dark with one of these superhero lights hanging on their bedroom wall. These AA battery operated lights are easy to mount and don't require wiring. The lights are sure to keep all the super villains far away from your child at night.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, was a father named Anakin. Despite being a hard-working employee of the Galactic Empire, he found time to be a great father to his son and daughter, Luke and Leia. This set of two books, Darth Vader & Son and Darth Vader's Little Princess, depicts the lighter side of dark side fatherhood.
Baby tubs can take up a lot of space in the bathroom, and if space is something that you don't have much of, a collapsable baby tub is perfect for your home. The sides of this tub fold up to be only 6" high, making it easy to store or pack for travel. The inside of the tub is lined with an inflatable liner that makes it comfortable for your baby to lie in and also makes it leakproof.