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Attack each page with a barrage of rainbow colors by keeping all your crayons at the ready. This ammo belt holds and includes 24 Crayola crayons (aka the good stuff) to make sure that your little soldier is ready to color at a moments notice.

Have a pint of ice cream that needs to be kept away from significant others, children in the house or co-workers at the office? Protect what's rightfully yours with a lock on the ice cream so that everyone around you stays honest and alive.

How cool would it be for your child to race their toys cars down the street they live on and "drive" themself to the park? All you have to do is send the company an address, and they'll design a custom vinyl mat based on the neighbourhood. You can get it in different sizes of any location in the world.

Is your baby bump growing faster than your clothing? With this band around your waist, underneath your top layer of clothes, you can ensure your belly is covered, regardless of your outfit. No need to buy new clothes every week your belly grows an inch. The bands come in multiple colors to match any of your outfits.

If you have difficulty taking your kid's temperature, there's an easier way. Temptraq is a sticker you can stick directly place on your child, and monitor their temperature when they are sick, directly from your smartphone. Get notified instantly when their temperature gets too high without ever needing to disturb your little one.

Mealtime is the best time for your baby to channel their inner Jackson Pollock and create a masterpiece of creativity. What better place to create it than on this blank canvas that is their bib? What inspired your baby to splash spaghetti sauce down the middle? Why was saliva dribbled into a wet spot which evaporated over time? We may never know. Art historians will be left contemplating this contemporary piece for years to come.

Just because you aren't the one's who's pregnant doesn't mean you aren't feeling like you are. Be by your partner's side and cover your own belly at the same time with a shirt that explaisn why your waistline is bigger than your partner's, yet they are the one that's pregnant.

"Oh, you're expecting, how wonderful? Congratulations! Do you know what you're having?"

"Well we're pretty sure it's going to be human, but our outside bet is that it's a dinosaur!"

If you've ever wanted your t-shirt to answer the most none-of-your-business questions on your behalf, this t-shirt will do that.

Give your kids that extra incentive to finish their dinner with this fun partitioned dinner plate. Fill each section with food and watch your kid eat from the first compartment all the way to the finish line where their dessert is hidden under a cover. 4 themed plates to choose from: Princess, pirate, space and race.

You could swaddle your little one in that hospital-issued blanket you smuggled home, or you could wrap them like a burrito with this realistic tortilla swaddling blanket. Patterned allover, this swaddle will make your little one look like they just came from Chipotle. Don't forget the guac. Also don't eat your baby.