Awesome Gifts for Toys-books
Don't mess with the women of the US Supreme Court, cause they got the law on their side. Ruth Bader Ginsburg aka "The Notorious RBG", Sandra Day O'Connor, Elena Kagan, and Sonia Sotomayor, the whole gang is here. These hand made wooden peg dolls are hand painted with non-toxic acrylic paints and great simple fun for your kids to play with in their little toy doll (court)house.
A long time ago in an alternate galaxy far, far away, was a father named Anakin. Despite being a hard-working employee of the Galactic Empire, he found time to be a great father to his son and daughter, Luke and Leia. This set of two books, Darth Vader & Son and Darth Vader & Little Princess, depicts the trials and tribulations of fatherhood from the dark side.
Darwin! Newton! Einstein! Curie! Four of the most influential scientists that humanity has ever known have been recreated as finger puppets to educate the next generation of STEM majors. Imagine all the crazy scientific shenanigans these four could get themselves into when placed in a finger puppet theatre together. They also double as fridge magnets because, you know, science.
Yeah, your kid could be shoving long giraffe legs into their mouth like every other baby, or they could be gnawing on this delicious silicone chicken wing instead. Tough call. Your baby feels like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.
If you have the adorable baby for it, this wig will turn your baby to a living and breathing version of the hottest toys of the 80's — a Cabbage Patch Kids doll. Relive your childhood as an adult, but just make sure you feed and change this one, k?
Is there someone in your life that you really hate or need to get back? Do they have kids? Well do I have the gift for you. Irritate the parents to no end and arm the kids with their very own recorder, complete with sheet music from Disney's Frozen. Revenge is indeed a dish best served cold.
Attack each page with a rainbow barrage of color by keeping all your crayons at the ready. This ammo belt holds and includes 24 Crayola crayons (aka the good stuff) to make sure that your little soldier is ready to color at a moments notice.
Let's get one thing straight: this is an a children's book for adults. If you did read this to your child, it is assured that the first question out of their mouth will be, "what's a cockblock?" and your answer would be of course, "why son, it's you." It's inappropriate and extremely hilarious.
Do you know of expectant parents who clearly aren't prepared to be parents? Perhaps you don't, because that parent is you. This book is the missing manual that you've been looking for. Drawn in the style of a flight safety placard, the book details hilarious Do's and Don't's of taking care of a newborn.