Awesome Gifts for Infants
Yeah, your kid could be shoving long giraffe legs into their mouth like every other baby, or they could be gnawing on this delicious silicone chicken wing instead. Tough call. Your baby feels like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.
Woody, Buzz, Mr. Potato Head and T-Rex and an alien — there's not enough room for them all — hang off this beautiful handmade Toy Story crib mobile. Each time your baby wakes up from their nap, the first thing they'll see are these little buddies smiling down at them.
Going to the restroom with a baby can be daunting at the best of times. This baby hanger hooks on to the top of the stall and securely keeps your baby off the who-knows-what's-on-it floors. When you're all done your business, it also can be used as a baby carrier.
If you have the adorable baby for it, this wig will turn your baby to a living and breathing version of the hottest toys of the 80's — a Cabbage Patch Kids doll. Relive your childhood as an adult, but just make sure you feed and change this one, k?
Get ready for stares and glares from onlookers as you crack open a tall cold bottle of milk or formula for your baby. The baby cerveza and beer bottle puts a twist on getting milk drunk. Please remember to drink responsibly and don't drink and stroller.
Who needs parents when you can strap a milk feeder to a crib and a night? I mean, a baby is just like a giant hamster, right? Just kidding, it's just a gift box used to package the real present inside. Haha, gotcha. You should have seen the look on your face.
It's one thing to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth; it's another to be born sucking a diamond pacifier. 250 pave diamonds totalling 3 carats adorn this 18K white gold pacifier. The nipple is silicone so it's actually useable. For $17,000 it better be functional.
Flying with children can be difficult and keeping them comfortable and quiet is priority. This nifty cushion inflates to fit in the area where adult legs go, to make flying economy a business class experience for you child. They can even lie down and sleep comfortably.
Target is giving away free baby products and coupons to everyone who creates a baby gift registry online. After you create the registry, just visit Guest Services at your local store to pickup $50 worth of free stuff. You also get 15% off anything left on your registry 2 months before your due date.
Your baby's a lumberjack and that's okay; he sleeps all night and poops all day. Dress up your little man with this crocheted lumberjack hat and beard set. Guaranteed to keep him warm in the winter months. Also comes in adults sizes.